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[nifwiggl]

Norton: Can it core a apple?
Ralph: Oh, it can core a apple.


Norton: Better living through TV.

Norton: LU LU!

Norton: Am I too late for the eats?

[FatClown]

On one "Honeymooners"episode..Gleason's "Ralph"is able to

shut up Ms.Meadows' "Alice".


"Ralph Kramden:"I don't know why you don't support me in

this? Other great men have their wives behind them."


"Ralph Kramden:"Marc Antony had Cleopatra behind him,

Napolian had Joesphine behind him..George Washington had

Martha behind him..What Have I got behind me?"


(""Alice" is about t speak..but Ralph Stops her with a)

"Ralph Kramden:"Don't You Dare!"


My God! He did it! "Ralph"Shut "Alice"Up!


Fat Clown.
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FatClown.

[Hal Erickson]

[quote="nifwiggl"]Norton: Can it core a apple?
Ralph: Oh, it can core a apple.

"The ch-ch-chef of the future!"

[booklover]

RALPH: (after Norton claims that he writes off his apartment as a business expense): You work in the sewer. What possible business could you conduct from your apartment?
NORTON: I practice in the bathtub!

[booklover]

ALICE: Don't worry, Ralph. A lot of people don't pay taxes.
NORTON: That's right, Ralph...the jails are full of them!

RALPH: I got a BIG MOUTH!

RALPH: Tomorrow I'm going to go down the sewer and get Norton his job back.
ALICE: How are you gonna do that, Ralph? There isn't a manhole in this city you can fit through.

RALPH: Give me five dollars. For five dollars I can go as Billy the Kid.
ALICE: I'll tell you what I will do, Ralph. I'll give you a tin can and you can go as Billy the goat.

"Pins and needles, needles and pins. It's a happy man that grins."

"Gee, I never knew that Daniel Boone was so fat."